Rant

Hand planes are fucking stupid! Thats right I said it. The best part of body surfing is that you don't need anything but yourself. The only reason their so popular is cause any douche can make one and feel like a shaper. I love wood and love making things out of it as much as the next guy, but come on make something you will actually want to use when your done like a skateboard, surfboard, spice rack, or a stick for you dog to fetch. Have I done it? Yes. Was is fun? Sure. I've also gotten drunk off wine coolers and and had a blast, it doesn't mean I'm going to do it again. Even the prez knows the deal. -SPK