Saturday, May 29, 2010

Heineken? Fuck that shit Pabst Blue Ribbon!



Dennis Hopper RIP

Eric Hennessey in PR


Congrats to Eric who's now on the FBM team. -SPK

Friday, May 28, 2010

Ahhh Summer...

I've in the past been known to get bummed out on the time between Memorial Day to Labor Day cause of all the fucktards that suddenly invade the lineup. After years of being pissed off I've notice nothing has changed it doesn't do any good, actually the number of fucktards seems to be rising. The only thing changing is me, every year I get more crotchety and jaded to the point where I've actully on occasion stayed out of the water cause of the vast number of fucktards occupying it, Well No More!
I'm taking a new stand of bring it on, come to the beach, bring your mother, your dog, your fucking priest, I don't care I'm going to smile, say hi, and stare at your girlfriend's ass. It's going to be rad. Think about it if you get pissed then the fucktards win. Fuck'em go surf have fun and be nice. Then when they fuck up and they will, you can take all your anger out on them. Pull a point break move and cut the leash on their Bic HA HA HA. Wax their windshields HA HA HA. Jump off you board and shoot it at their head decapitating them HA HA HA. EVERY BODY AT THE BEACH !!! -SPK









Its nice to know that if your smart and look around a bit you can still find a spot with a only a few people out. Sure the wave might not be as good but if the better wave has fifty dudes on it is it really better? -SPK

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Stuff it life guard...



Cop: You guys can't surf here! It's dangerous,You need to leave now!
Surfer: Sorry officer I'll leave and you can pull your own dumb ass out of the water! wait I'm not a dick I'll help you out even though your a douche.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Tubular

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Friday, May 21, 2010

AW



Allan Weisbecker, a dedicated surfer and author of In Search of Captain Zero, revisits his past in search for answers in his upcoming film Water Time: Surf Travel Diary of a Madman. Selling his house in Long Island he sets out on an adventure, not sure where he's going with no plans to return. He lives in a mobile home with his beloved dog who helps him work out just how crazy he really is. Uncertain whether he is the crazy one, or maybe it's just the rest of the world. I can't quite tell if he's purposely being funny or if he's just a whacked out human. Either way this is still friggin' hilarious. The full film is in post production with no release date but for now check out this preview.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Bicycles

Bicycles are so fun. -SPK

Friday, May 14, 2010

You know what they say about mopeds....

Wilmington, NC's moped gang.


Thursday, May 13, 2010

World's smallest OJ



Went out to breakfast and this is the fucking orange juice they give me...... seriously its basically in a shot glass. -SPK

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Yup...

Van Creep



People have been telling me for years that my vans are creepy well now its official, check out my old ford van on Van Creeps. -SPK

For Sale Again








10' 4" Cooperfish Nose Devil no dings, small heel dent in deck, this one is like new. $1300. The board is bb1815 it can be found at this page: Cooperfish Archive
The board is 23.5" wide and 3 3/8" thick. Will trade for the right board. Don't waste my time with stupid offers. Aaron@EasternBoarder.com You can also bid on ebay -SPK

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Rant


"You know what the problem with today's youth is? Everything. And mostly because kids don't want to be astronauts anymore. When I was growing up every single child wanted to be an astronaut. If you ask a group of kids today what they want to be when they grow up you get a unanimous, "on Jersey Shore". And that's exactly why we should blow up the planet while there's still time."

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

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I know a few spots that need one of these. -SPK

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Sunset on Jazz



I went out on Jazz last night, super nice sunset on the way back. Can you believe I got this pic with my phone!- SPK